- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Fat? Jesse Z

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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