So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I was watching Fox news.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

your no better than a cockroach

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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