- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Whats funny? Your face.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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