Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Eric is gay Ha

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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