- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

a man checks his mypsace

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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