what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Anti Joke

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