- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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