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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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