- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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