- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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