What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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