What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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