- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

hers a joke... japanese people

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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