Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Women's professional sports

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Albert your flies undone.

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