- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tilt your screen back .

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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