Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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