- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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