women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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