How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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