Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

I agree to the terms and conditions

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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