what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Lil Wayne

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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