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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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