What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Granny porn!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

pretty soon we'll all be dead

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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