- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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