- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

i found waldo.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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