- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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