How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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