- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

These Jokes suck.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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