How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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