How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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