Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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