How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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feminism

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Your adopted

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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