- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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