A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your mom.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

a black man walks out of popeyes

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

eat a hot dog

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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