what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Bitch

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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