why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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