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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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