- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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