whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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