- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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