Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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