- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Women's Rights.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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How old are you? 7

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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