guy walks into a bar, ouch

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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