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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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