- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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