why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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