- Anti Joke

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

69 Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.