Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Refridgerator.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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