A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Justin's life

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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69.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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