My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

9/11 my birthday

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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