- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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