- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Equal rights!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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