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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How did th-A fridge.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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