- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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