Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What's just not right? Left

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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