- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why? Because.

What's one plus one? two.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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