- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Tony Romo

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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