What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How do you end a sentence

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

what's up? my penis.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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