- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

800 people died last year. end of story

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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