A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Beka has AIDS

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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