- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black man? Rob

Albert <3 Hunter

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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