What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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