What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A van drives into a car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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