Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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