What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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