ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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