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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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