- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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