Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Your mother is so fat.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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