- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

European on my shoes, buddy.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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