- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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