- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

this website is a bad joke

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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