How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Romans rights.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How old are you? 7

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Women's Rights.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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