- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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