In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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