- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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