- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Ebola

Pickles are powerful

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.