- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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