- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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