What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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