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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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