- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

You know what's catchy? A cold

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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