- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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