- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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