what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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