- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

So a baby seal walks into a club

Are you black? Kill yourself.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

womens rights

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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