so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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