- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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