- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Your Mom

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."