Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Neither have I

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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