What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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