What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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