Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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